Ugly Bitch??!! Who?? Me?

I got this message from someone, whom i scarcely know…. a couple of days back. Was too occupied studying this and that.. when all of a sudden, i heard that too familiar ym alert.

Pathetic A-hole: Hi, hows my Ugly Bitch?

Yours Truly: Huh? Err.. I am perfectly fine.  (Clicked the ignore and spam report buttons, after)

Uurrggh.. thats one thing i dont understand about men. This minute, you’ll all say nothing but praises to us, gurls.. even promising to give us everything..the moon..the stars.. yadda..yadda.. then the next minute.. you’ll call us names as though we have commited a crime.. when in fact, the real deal is.. u just got turned down/dumped.

I know.. not all men are like that. but let’s face it.. Most, if not all, are such pathetic losers.

Never knowing how to lose gracefully. Tsk..  

And woow!! For the umpeenth time.. my oh so gorgeous self was tagged as a bitch! Well, i could let that A-hole get away for callin me as such.. It’s not a biggie, really. I do admit I am a Bitch alright. But Ugly???!!! Come On!!! That’s a different story.

Nobody, in my almost 25 years of existence, has ever called me that. Im not being conceited here alright? I am Just stating the fact. I know I ain’t perfect.. of course.. i aint no shithead not to accept that too.. Call me anything u want.. Sluggard beyotch.. Ngarps ( A pet name my bro invented to piss me off.. yeah.. because compared to my siblings.. im the so unlucky one who didnt get my dad’s high-pointed nose. And so fuckin what?).. whatever it is that would make u feel an edge higher than me..

But never dare call me ugly! And that goes to y’all!! Men, and fellow women..