Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Lines: When you walk into the grocery store, there’s never anyone in the checkout line.









