Saturday, May 27, 2006
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Lines: When you walk into the grocery store, there’s never anyone in the checkout line.
Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You’re sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the only two people on a five-mile stretch of beach, a family of five will set up right next to you.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"
haha nakakatawa yung ibang laws. pero totoo! natatawa ako dun sa law of the lines!
TOTOO yan. pag lumipat ka sa kabilang linya, magugulat ka na lang dahil yung dati mong linya, nauna pa sayo! amf!
at yung iba rin. katulad nung wrong number.. biktima ako nyan! ang sumagot saken, FUNERARIA! lintek!
ayun lang.
Posted by kevin at May 27, 2006, 12:58 pm