A forwarded email message from my sis.. naaliw lang ako.. 
WORDS WOMEN USE:
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"
THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That’s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Oh, and before I forget …
"Whatever"
…it’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!
Aww.. now, who would dare disagree??? Truly, those are facts. Aye!! Aye!! :p
One balled B’s? Now you know!
hahaha. i can relate to all of them except the five minutes thingy… im so time-conscious kasi eh… wahehehe…
Posted by /iambrew at July 27, 2006, 7:26 pmBlasphemy!
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Blasphemy!
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coffee aficionado
chain smoker
workaholic .. my foot!
extremely sensitive
hopeless romantic
Hmm I have to take notes about them… naku…
Posted by Kiro at July 24, 2006, 2:21 amhay kailangan ko yan talaga… lalo na kase katangahan ko minsan ibang name nasasabe ko… ayun… ahehehe patay….