A Man’s Guide To What a Woman Is Really Saying

Saturday, March 17, 2007

A forwarded email again.. from my friendly friend..
Nyahahaha.. aliw sobra! 

 

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
 …. without you in it.
 
 DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
 We haven't had a fight in a while.
 
 NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
 …. you cheap slob!
 
 I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
 I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
 
 I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
 I can't believe you have nothing planned.
 
 COME HERE.
 My puppy does this, too.
 
 I LIKE YOU, BUT…
 I don't like you.
 
 YOU NEVER LISTEN.
 You never listen.
 
 I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
 I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
 
 OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
 I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
 
 OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
 Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
 
 I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
 We're gonna make fun of you and your friends. 


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