Advice for Life I

• Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
• I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
• I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
• Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
• Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
• Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing him again.
• Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.