Being A Woman
Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess,
I have two mounds upon my bodice.
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
I can justify any shopping spree.
Not to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard on.
Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
I always save money by using coupons.
Can admit to others when I am wrong.
Don't drive in circles at any cost,
So I don't have to admit when I am lost.
Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon
Every time I go to the john.
Let me tell you men, listen to me boys…
Those things in your pants that you treat as toys…
You love them more then we ever will.
We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill.
I spend two hours preparing for a date,
Only to find you're two hours late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.
I don't wear the same underwear everyday.
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.
I don't go to Sears to look at the tools.
I don't cheat at poker, I follow the rules.
I don't smoke cigars.
Don't pay for drinks at bars.
I don't punch my friends just to say "Hi"
And it's o.k. for me to cry.
I know all you men
Think that you're "IT",
But compared to a woman
You just ain't SHIT!
Weee! Ang Shuray!
coffee aficionado
chain smoker
workaholic .. my foot!
extremely sensitive
hopeless romantic
ate pretty!remember me?hehe.i dont blog na eh..catch you sa YM sometime!i miss you!
te joew muzta poew?anu na poew balitaa?…sayang aman po yung dti…gue poew ingaatz and tnx sana po mern tnx…
ah gue po te ngaun lng ako nakakapag inline
mag OJT n akoo te this summer
sna po meron kaw ngaun
kelangan lng poew
cenxa n poew ah
san po kita itetext?
di k po ngrereply eh
gue po ingatz
try ko hanapin let mga numbers mo
sana po magkita rn tau one of this days
ehe.gue po ingat
And yez.. expired ang domain ko ng wala akong nagawa.. 
paupdate nlng ng link mga dear..
Bry! sorry.. lagi ako tulog pgdtng sa ofc.. dnko mshado nkakaonline.. txt mko!
nice blogs!!!
ehe
muzta poew?
amazing site
ganda, napadaan lang namimiss ko lang ang byuti mo. 
ingatz!!!
anong meron dito??
te joew muzta?…ala n bng pang sideline jan?….waaaaaaah
rache.. sorry..ngaun ko lng nbisita ulit to.. http://devilishqueen.com na po site ko.. di kita machempuhan sa ym..
hi JO, musta ka na po? pag me time ka, check out mo po tong post ko: http://theshopbug.blogspot.com/2008/09/10-ways-to-make-money-from-your-blog.html… hehehe wala lang, anu na bang raket mo ngayon?
Ingats!
hi JO, musta ka na po? pag me time ka, check out mo po tong post ko: http://theshopbug.blogspot.com/2008/09/10-ways-to-make-money-from-your-blog.html… hehehe wala lang, anu na bang raket mo ngayon?
Ingats!
nice pics.. cool..
any interesting blogs??
te joew joew san n u?…bkit di k n nagpaparamdam gara mu nmn.huhuhu… gue po ngatz kau palgue…
tnx
Hi Jo,
sana po macatch up kita online… lam ko po super busy ka, me itatanong lang;)
thanks and ingats!
wow.. nice page you got here.. nice posts as well..
Hi DQ!
hello… nice blogs… exchange link naman po tayo… more power….
girly girl!! im back! changed blogs already. come visit me soon =)
